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Soumay
saala dhamki deta hai
by Pallav Bhardwaj
Official Petty Stats (Unofficial)
👹 15,388
Beefs on record
🕊️ 12,847
Treaties signed*
🤝 12,847
Suspicious friendships
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“Modiji promised acche din. I got acche dushmans instead. At least the app delivers.”
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“Signed a peace treaty with my flatmate. Broke it over who finished the Maggi.”
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“IRCTC Tatkal failed. Added IRCTC as my dushman. Felt better instantly.”
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“Logged 14 grudges before lunch. Boyfriend called it a pattern. I call it range.”
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“My mother-in-law found my profile. Now I'm the featured dushman.”
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“Took the Grudge DNA test. Diagnosis: Certified Petty. Finally, a report I agree with.”
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“Co-signed 200 people's grudge against Monday. We're basically a political party now.”
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Peace treaties don't erase the grudge. They move it to the archive with honor.
📜 Lore Drop
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Wi-Fi has trust issues
Full bars. Zero speed. Connected but emotionally unavailable since 2016.
Peace Treaty Story
🕊️ Peace with The Office Printer
14 months, one cartridge, infinite jams. Diplomacy won. Paper did not.
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Chai Diplomat
Resolved a flatmate dispute over one cutting.
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“cutie hai maaf kar dia”
— Pallav Bhardwaj on Soumay