Professional Grudge Management
Everyone's petty. We just wrote it down.
File grudges, co-sign chaos, scroll beef from strangers who get it. Witnesses encouraged.
No phone. No OTP. No uncle asking for Aadhaar.
🗂️ 4 beefs on record and counting
👹 Buffering Wheel
Spins at the climax of every video.
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Status: Still At Large · Threat: Severe · Not a real person
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Today's loudest grudges — swipe before peace breaks out.
Drama, live
📜 Pallav caused drama. Committee formed.
Soumay
saala dhamki deta hai
by Pallav Bhardwaj
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Enter the Beef Board
Filters, search, infinite petty. The homepage shows highlights — the board shows everything.
Open the Beef Board →💡 Unsolicited Advice
Peace treaties don't erase the grudge. They move it to the archive with honor.
📜 Lore Drop
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The router runs on vibes
Four bars. Zero Mbps. It's not broken — it's practising boundaries.
Peace Treaty Story
🕊️ Peace with The Office Printer
We shook hands. It ate my printout. Treaty valid. Paper not.
Achievement Unlocked (Almost)
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Chai Diplomat
Resolved a flatmate dispute over one cutting.
Free achievement. Real ones need an account — and more pettiness.
Official Petty Stats (Unofficial)
👹 15,388
Beefs on record
🕊️ 12,847
Treaties signed*
🤝 12,847
Suspicious friendships
*Emotionally binding only
Reviews* (Mixed)
*Includes 1-star honesty. Not verified. Definitely not lawyers.
★★★★★
“Modiji promised acche din. I got acche dushmans instead. At least the app delivers.”
★★★★★
“Signed a peace treaty with my flatmate. Broke it over who finished the Maggi.”
★☆☆☆☆
“Logged my manager as Final Boss. App notified him. We're in a meeting now.”
★★★★★
“IRCTC Tatkal failed. Added IRCTC as my dushman. Felt better instantly.”
★★★★★
“Logged 14 grudges before lunch. Boyfriend called it a pattern. I call it range.”
★☆☆☆☆
“Accepted an alliance. They marked me as their dushman the same day. Masterclass.”
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